watching re-runs of Nothern exposure

I don't care about your mind, I want you for your body!!!

At forty six five [thousand dollars]I had a moral compass, but at fifty five thousand [dollars] I am lost ...

I don't care what consenting perverts do in their own home!

Adam: Other men can only dream about a women like that and I have her 24 hours a day seven days a week!
Joel: Sounds wonderful
Adam: You have never been married, have you?

If you don't tell me horrible things about you how am I suppose to find out ?

Joel: What gives you the right to be a murderer of animals for your own pleasure?
Maggy: My hunting license

It's best to kill the meat before you eat it otherwise you tend to hear it scream.

We came here with nothing but our dreams and investment capital.